The great thing about a blog is that your thoughts are documented. That is unless you're wrong. Well at the beginning of the season I picked the Texas Rangers to come in last in their division. I also only picked four of the eight playoff teams correctly. That's the worst I've done in about 15 years. I did however pick the Phillies and Yankees to play in the World Series again....but it looks, as of now, as I might be wrong. I should get Kudos for having the Giants in the playoffs though. Not many "experts" did. I should say that I also predicted Texas/Philly in the World Series back in June.
So what else is going on in my head? Here are a few things.
I have decided that I don't like cold cuts anymore. Unless it's salami pr proscuitto, I'm not interested. In the past few years it's dawned on me that cold cuts (especially Boar's Head) are as bland as a Michael Bolton CD. Cold cuts has joined pasta on my "why the hell did I used to eat this so much list.
Vodka and club soda has surpassed water as my most common drink. This will lead to lasting repercussions for which universal health care might come in handy. Thank you Obama.
I am a horrible son and grandson. I haven't spoken to my father or grandmother in three weeks. The call is coming tonight. I hope they don't yell. I also haven't spoken to my brother in the same amount of time. I've been busy, it's the playoffs, football season and I have two jobs.
When people are waked, the family usually puts up pictures which span the years of their lives. All you two finger-waving, duck-faced facebookers should take some regular pictures, so you're wake doesn't look like outtakes of the Jersey Shore.
Sometimes I go to bed wearing a t-shirt and boxers and wake up naked. I'm sorry if any of you were eating, just seeing if anyone reads this.
My phone has 3G which would be great if it worked at work, my apartment and in bars. which leads me to my next thought.
What the fuck did we do before Google?
You can never date someone from the bank you go to....unless you're rich.
Halloween is on a Sunday this year. While I don't like the holiday, it does ensure lots of females dressed as sluts for next weekend. May I suggest the school girl outfit with the librarian glasses? Please?
The single greatest Halloween costume I have ever seen was a guy wearing a Superman outfit in a wheelchair. Yes, I know, my tickets is punched for hell. I think that was confirmed when I couldn't stop laughing when the real Superman, Christopher Reeves "dropped the puck" at a Rangers game.
I wonder if there has ever been a study of how many car accidents are caused by girls walking down the street in tight jeans.
Two of my friends were getting all hot and bothered last night looking of a picture of Jon Bon Jovi circa 1990. Isn't he like 50 now?
Sometimes people say "this is no laughing matter." Usually when they say that, I am laughing.
You know what's more fun than making fun of someone who can't take a joke? Pretty much nothing. Unless of course they go to hit you and slip on a banana peel.
Does anyone know why school buses are that ugly shade of yellow?
We have a race for governor of NY going on that features an anti-Semite who has been arrested for climbing a bridge with a knife in his hand (who uttered the greatest debate speech ever), a homophobic slug who once rented a bar that was a gay night club, an ex-madam (trying to replace a guy who got in trouble for banging hookers), and Andrew Cuomo. Gee, I wonder who is going to win?
The other day I couldn't sleep. So I started to count sheep. When you've been single for a while, this isn't a good idea. Just saying.
Well that's all for now, lunch is over and it's back to work.
So what else is going on in my head? Here are a few things.
I have decided that I don't like cold cuts anymore. Unless it's salami pr proscuitto, I'm not interested. In the past few years it's dawned on me that cold cuts (especially Boar's Head) are as bland as a Michael Bolton CD. Cold cuts has joined pasta on my "why the hell did I used to eat this so much list.
Vodka and club soda has surpassed water as my most common drink. This will lead to lasting repercussions for which universal health care might come in handy. Thank you Obama.
I am a horrible son and grandson. I haven't spoken to my father or grandmother in three weeks. The call is coming tonight. I hope they don't yell. I also haven't spoken to my brother in the same amount of time. I've been busy, it's the playoffs, football season and I have two jobs.
When people are waked, the family usually puts up pictures which span the years of their lives. All you two finger-waving, duck-faced facebookers should take some regular pictures, so you're wake doesn't look like outtakes of the Jersey Shore.
Sometimes I go to bed wearing a t-shirt and boxers and wake up naked. I'm sorry if any of you were eating, just seeing if anyone reads this.
My phone has 3G which would be great if it worked at work, my apartment and in bars. which leads me to my next thought.
What the fuck did we do before Google?
You can never date someone from the bank you go to....unless you're rich.
Halloween is on a Sunday this year. While I don't like the holiday, it does ensure lots of females dressed as sluts for next weekend. May I suggest the school girl outfit with the librarian glasses? Please?
The single greatest Halloween costume I have ever seen was a guy wearing a Superman outfit in a wheelchair. Yes, I know, my tickets is punched for hell. I think that was confirmed when I couldn't stop laughing when the real Superman, Christopher Reeves "dropped the puck" at a Rangers game.
I wonder if there has ever been a study of how many car accidents are caused by girls walking down the street in tight jeans.
Two of my friends were getting all hot and bothered last night looking of a picture of Jon Bon Jovi circa 1990. Isn't he like 50 now?
Sometimes people say "this is no laughing matter." Usually when they say that, I am laughing.
You know what's more fun than making fun of someone who can't take a joke? Pretty much nothing. Unless of course they go to hit you and slip on a banana peel.
Does anyone know why school buses are that ugly shade of yellow?
We have a race for governor of NY going on that features an anti-Semite who has been arrested for climbing a bridge with a knife in his hand (who uttered the greatest debate speech ever), a homophobic slug who once rented a bar that was a gay night club, an ex-madam (trying to replace a guy who got in trouble for banging hookers), and Andrew Cuomo. Gee, I wonder who is going to win?
The other day I couldn't sleep. So I started to count sheep. When you've been single for a while, this isn't a good idea. Just saying.
Well that's all for now, lunch is over and it's back to work.
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