Me: Tell me something to make me happy? ?: I have nothing to say, I didn't do much today. Me: Well tell me you miss me. ?: How can I miss you, we've talked every day for the last few days. Me: Well we haven't seen each other in a while. ?: (silence) A little while later ?: Well I should go and try and get some sleep. Me: OK, but first say something nice to make me happy. ?: I miss you. Me: No you don't. You said before, How can I miss you we talked every day. ?: OK, Fuck You, goodnight. Me: (silence)