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2016 NFL Predictions

I skipped this last year, but will fully admit, I'd never have guessed my Broncos would be in the Super Bowl. This year, I had two clear cut favorites (Colts and Cardinals) a month ago, but things might have changed. As usual, I go through each game....yes, I predict all 256 games to come up with this. I know, pathetic, but I enjoy it and I've had some success in the past. So here it is. The seed of the playoff teams is in parenthesis

AFC EAST
New England Patriots* (2) 12-4
New York Jets 7-7
Buffalo Bills 7-7
Miami Dolphins 4-12

AFC NORTH
Pittsburgh Steelers* (3) 11-5
Cincinnati Bengals* (5) 11-5
Baltimore Ravens 9-7
Cleveland Browns 3-13

AFC SOUTH
Indianapolis Colts* (1) 15-1
Houston Texans 9-7
Tennessee Titans 6-10
Jacksonville Jaguars 4-12

AFC WEST
Kansas City Chiefs* (4) 10-6
Denver Broncos* (6) 10-6
Oakland Raiders 8-8
San Diego Chargers 7-9

NFC EAST
New York Giants* (4) 9-7
Dallas Cowboys 8-8
Washington 6-10
Philadelphia Eagles 5-11

NFC NORTH
Green Bay Packers* (1) 13-3
Chicago Bears 7-9
Detroit Lions 5-11
Minnesota Vikings 4-12

NFC SOUTH
Carolina Panthers* (3) 11-5
Tampa Bay Buccaneers* (6) 9-7
Atlanta Falcons 8-8
New Orleans Saints 7-9

NFC WEST
Arizona Cardinals* (2) 13-3
Seattle Seahawks* (5) 12-14
San Francisco 49ers 3 -13
St. Louis Rams 3-13

Wild Card Playoffs
Pittsburgh over Denver
Kansas City over Cincinnati
Carolina over Tampa Bay
New York over Seattle

Divisional Playoffs
Indianapolis over Kansas City
Pittsburgh over New England
Green Bay over New York
Arizona over Carolina

Conference Championships
Indianapolis over Pittsburgh
Green Bay over Arizona

Super Bowl 
Indianapolis over Green Bay



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    1. I'm surprised you didn't comment on the fact I simply wrote "Washington" and not their team's name....no white power here!

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  2. Yet, you write "Giants" with no sympathy at all for the plight of really, really tall people. You disgust me.

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  3. Why don't you guys just have sex already...gee whiz!

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