Wednesday I took close to a four hour car ride and a lot of things dawned on me during this trek. Below are a list of things that I figured out on the way. 1. Being alone in a car is by far the best time to be alone. 2. Nobody ever comments on your singing ability while driving...I was singing Saw Red by Sublime w/Gwen Stefani at the top of my lungs. Followed by Dream Boy/Dream Girl by Cynthia and Johnny O (I think), and finally What's My Age Again by Blink 182. Which made me wonder. Is there a better verse in a song than "I called up your mom, said I was the cops, your husbands in jail, the state looks down on sodomy." 3. State Troopers are lovely human beings. I passed four on the way. Doing 72 in a 55, doing 74 in a 55, doing 82 in a 65 and doing 70 in a 55. Only once did they pull out, but some jackass blew by me and they went after him instead. Phew! 4. Old people really like driving. The...