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Sarah Palin: Playboy Centerfold Questionnaire

Someone said on my Facebook page that they wanted Super-Milf and Republican Dimwit Sarah Palin to pose nude in Playboy.  While the pictures of this cougaresque vixen would be appealing, I'd really like to see her answers to the centerfold questionnaire.  It may go something like this.


Turn Ons: People with sub par education, high powered rifles and bridges to nowhere.
Turn Offs: Facts, memorization and Matt Damon
Favorite Food: Whatever is in the boat.
Ambitions: To teach my kids responsibility, so they don't get trapped by the horrors of teen pregnancy.
Favorite Books:  Who has the time?
Favorite Movies: Into the Wild.  Great to see a man live off the land and succeed.
Pets:  Don't have one, but want to get one like the Herculoid's kid.  Dinosaurs are so cute.
People I Admire:  All the writers of the constitution, but Ringo is my favorite.
Favorite Song to Sing:  Amazing Race...because they came to Alaska once.
Good First Date Idea:  I love them wrapped in bacon.  Yummy!






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