We all claim to despise routine. We see ourselves as vigilantes towards the mundane. The reality is that it is not ours which we despise, but conforming to others. I am a night owl, so the daylight hours bring me nothing but headaches and real world drama that warrants my attention. I desire not, to take long walks and look at birds. I don't like sipping tea, while gazing lovingly at the beautiful women who pass by. I desire none of that. I desire my bed; alone with my daydreams. Dreams of evening filled with caviar, pate and champagne appetizers. Stimulating conversation on which classic is superior, Citizen Kane or Texas Chainsaw. Biting into lamb chops while listening to Beethoven, Bach or the Black Keys. Sipping a Cabernet while listening to someone tell me of their child's first steps, while slightly ignoring them to gaze in wonderment at the girl across from me. I wish to end my dreams, not with some debaucherous orgy, but with...