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98: Why are dogs a guy pet and why are cats a woman's pet? Why when
people see a dog, do they immediately say "what's his name?" So commonly
the same people will say "what's her name?" when referring to a cat.
Why are single guys so often seen walking their dogs and single women
are so commonly known as cat ladies?
I think the answer is simple. Guys need someone to worship them. They need every insecurity fulfilled and need to know they are the main reason for the object of their affection's living. Basically, men are insecure freaks, who once out in the world with out their mommies and daddies, immediately feel the need to be superior to something. They name their dogs after cars, motorcycles and the devil, hoping that the testosterone filled name will somehow validate their masculinity. What they don't realize is that dogs will pretty much worship whichever person holds the food bag and is willing to take them for a walk. Like adult males, eating, sleeping, shitting and being goofy are the components of a dogs perfect day.
Then there are feline friends. Oh yeah their cats. C'mon, this has become such a distinct stereotype, that we've nicknamed a woman's sexual organ after a freaking cat. Cats are very simple. They like to be fed and left alone, unless of course they want attention and then, and only then, if you aren't giving them all of the attention, you're going to get clawed or bitten. Cats act graceful and when they look stupid, which is quite often, they immediately look to see who saw them. Think of a woman looking all sexy who slips wearing heels. Before making sure they haven't exposed themselves, they immediately survey the area to see who saw and if witnessed, immediately they stick their nose in the air, similar to their feline counterparts tail, showing us that we weren't worthy of witnessing that moment.
Both animals also act like their gender counterparts when times are tough. Dogs, like men, simply acknowledge something is wrong and look at you with that "what do you want me to do" face. They curl up next to you and let you know they care, but the second you move, it's immediately all about them and what you're getting them or doing for them. Cats on the other hand are like women. They don't care so much that something bothers you on the outside, but they want to get to the bottom of it. If your leg hurts, they will curl up next to it. If it's a stomach ache, they will climb aboard and if it's your head, they become almost as much of a problem, trying to press their purring body against your face. Then when you move, it's like the world is ending...they jump in fear that something worse is about to take place. Then when they realize you're just brushing your teeth, they go back to their slouched position and give you the look of "oh I knew it was nothing, I was just stretching."
If these aren't all accurate reasons why the stereotype has been confirmed, then let me ask you this. A dog will spend all day chasing his tail around, knowing he can't get it and a guy would sooner not get to where he is going, than to ask someone for directions. A cat...well a cat buries and hides it's poop. #100DayOfHopper
I think the answer is simple. Guys need someone to worship them. They need every insecurity fulfilled and need to know they are the main reason for the object of their affection's living. Basically, men are insecure freaks, who once out in the world with out their mommies and daddies, immediately feel the need to be superior to something. They name their dogs after cars, motorcycles and the devil, hoping that the testosterone filled name will somehow validate their masculinity. What they don't realize is that dogs will pretty much worship whichever person holds the food bag and is willing to take them for a walk. Like adult males, eating, sleeping, shitting and being goofy are the components of a dogs perfect day.
Then there are feline friends. Oh yeah their cats. C'mon, this has become such a distinct stereotype, that we've nicknamed a woman's sexual organ after a freaking cat. Cats are very simple. They like to be fed and left alone, unless of course they want attention and then, and only then, if you aren't giving them all of the attention, you're going to get clawed or bitten. Cats act graceful and when they look stupid, which is quite often, they immediately look to see who saw them. Think of a woman looking all sexy who slips wearing heels. Before making sure they haven't exposed themselves, they immediately survey the area to see who saw and if witnessed, immediately they stick their nose in the air, similar to their feline counterparts tail, showing us that we weren't worthy of witnessing that moment.
Both animals also act like their gender counterparts when times are tough. Dogs, like men, simply acknowledge something is wrong and look at you with that "what do you want me to do" face. They curl up next to you and let you know they care, but the second you move, it's immediately all about them and what you're getting them or doing for them. Cats on the other hand are like women. They don't care so much that something bothers you on the outside, but they want to get to the bottom of it. If your leg hurts, they will curl up next to it. If it's a stomach ache, they will climb aboard and if it's your head, they become almost as much of a problem, trying to press their purring body against your face. Then when you move, it's like the world is ending...they jump in fear that something worse is about to take place. Then when they realize you're just brushing your teeth, they go back to their slouched position and give you the look of "oh I knew it was nothing, I was just stretching."
If these aren't all accurate reasons why the stereotype has been confirmed, then let me ask you this. A dog will spend all day chasing his tail around, knowing he can't get it and a guy would sooner not get to where he is going, than to ask someone for directions. A cat...well a cat buries and hides it's poop. #100DayOfHopper
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