Just some things I've been thinking about lately.
If I ever get hit by a vehicle, I really hope it's an ambulance.
Have you ever stood at a corner of an intersection and heard the beeps that tell blind people when it is safe to cross? How the hell do they know which direction is safe? I can see and I can't figure it out half the time.
Despite the fact that everyone makes fun of the Jersey Shore, I still see people with that spray on tan.
If you want to know the real problem with unemployment, go to an office and ask the guy next to you covered in paint how his workday was.
Why are cereal boxes twice as big as when I was a kid, but have the same amount in them and no toy.
Has anyone ever seen a bird and a bee fucking? If you have, please tell me about it. If I ever have kids I wanna know what to say.
Why do they call it a two way mirror when regardless of which side you're on, you can only see one way?
Have you ever listened to rock stations on the radio? Apparently between 1965 and 1980 there were only 15 songs.
I love when people complain about the cost of coffee. I bought a lb of coffee and it makes approximately 90 cups. The way I make it, it makes about 50. At $2.99 lb it costs me 6 cents a cup. Screw you Dunkin Donuts and Starbucks!
Finally, when was the last time you saw kids playing ball in the street or in a playground? And we're worried about health care now?
If I ever get hit by a vehicle, I really hope it's an ambulance.
Have you ever stood at a corner of an intersection and heard the beeps that tell blind people when it is safe to cross? How the hell do they know which direction is safe? I can see and I can't figure it out half the time.
Despite the fact that everyone makes fun of the Jersey Shore, I still see people with that spray on tan.
If you want to know the real problem with unemployment, go to an office and ask the guy next to you covered in paint how his workday was.
Why are cereal boxes twice as big as when I was a kid, but have the same amount in them and no toy.
Has anyone ever seen a bird and a bee fucking? If you have, please tell me about it. If I ever have kids I wanna know what to say.
Why do they call it a two way mirror when regardless of which side you're on, you can only see one way?
Have you ever listened to rock stations on the radio? Apparently between 1965 and 1980 there were only 15 songs.
I love when people complain about the cost of coffee. I bought a lb of coffee and it makes approximately 90 cups. The way I make it, it makes about 50. At $2.99 lb it costs me 6 cents a cup. Screw you Dunkin Donuts and Starbucks!
Finally, when was the last time you saw kids playing ball in the street or in a playground? And we're worried about health care now?
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