I haven't been in a writing mood lately. I honestly think I need to start medicating myself, because I have the attention span of an avid porn watcher. I haven't watched a movie or a TV show in almost two weeks. So here are some things I've been thinking about....a lot.
I have one question for my friends who are Romney supporters. How can you vote for someone who criticizes Obama for job creation when his state was 47th during his tenure as governor?
I am currently obsessed with twitter.
I had Kilt nachos yesterday for the first time in about two months. And two wings. I was happy.
My stay in the hospital changed my views on a lot of things and a lot of people. Mostly positively.
As much as I hate him, because of his affiliation with the Yankees, I'm starting to appreciate Derek Jeter more and more and his imprint on the record books.
I have absolutely no desire to know anything about 50 Shades of Gray. Life has taught me, if everyone loves something, it is probably crap.
Obama's presidency and Trayvon Martin's death has revealed more racism than I ever imagined existed.
I play words with friends with more people daily than I speak to.
If you are male and you don't know who Sara Jean Underwood is, you're missing out. Quite possibly the cutest woman on the planet.
I find it funny how when you are passionate about knowledge, people call you a know-it-all, but when you speak completely based on opinion, people call you smart.
I don't think there has ever been a time in my life where I am less in the loop on current music. I know nothing that is on the radio now.
At the end of every session of my after school program, I give out lollipops. This year, of the 43 kids in the program, 26 kids said thank you. Before you think that is awful, it's the first time in 12 years of doing this that more than half the kids thanked me.
It's amazing how people always say "you should do what's best for you," but when you do it, they are the first to tell you were wrong.
I was actually thrilled by Johan Santana being the first Met to throw a no-hitter. Seems like a genuinely great guy.
We're all sick of the Kardashians, but you have to admit, it's a damn good looking family.
I don't know everything there is to know about politics, but I can say without a shadow of a doubt that 90% of our country vote without any concern for the policies of the nominees. It's scary that arguably the most powerful man in the world is elected by people who know nothing, nor do they care what they stand for.
I have eaten more English Muffins in the last year than I have in the previous forty years. Seriously.
My hair is currently the longest it's been since I was about 17. Every female I know seems to think it looks so much better than it did short. Sadly, none of these females wants to sleep with me.
I have one question for my friends who are Romney supporters. How can you vote for someone who criticizes Obama for job creation when his state was 47th during his tenure as governor?
I am currently obsessed with twitter.
I had Kilt nachos yesterday for the first time in about two months. And two wings. I was happy.
My stay in the hospital changed my views on a lot of things and a lot of people. Mostly positively.
As much as I hate him, because of his affiliation with the Yankees, I'm starting to appreciate Derek Jeter more and more and his imprint on the record books.
I have absolutely no desire to know anything about 50 Shades of Gray. Life has taught me, if everyone loves something, it is probably crap.
Obama's presidency and Trayvon Martin's death has revealed more racism than I ever imagined existed.
I play words with friends with more people daily than I speak to.
If you are male and you don't know who Sara Jean Underwood is, you're missing out. Quite possibly the cutest woman on the planet.
I find it funny how when you are passionate about knowledge, people call you a know-it-all, but when you speak completely based on opinion, people call you smart.
I don't think there has ever been a time in my life where I am less in the loop on current music. I know nothing that is on the radio now.
At the end of every session of my after school program, I give out lollipops. This year, of the 43 kids in the program, 26 kids said thank you. Before you think that is awful, it's the first time in 12 years of doing this that more than half the kids thanked me.
It's amazing how people always say "you should do what's best for you," but when you do it, they are the first to tell you were wrong.
I was actually thrilled by Johan Santana being the first Met to throw a no-hitter. Seems like a genuinely great guy.
We're all sick of the Kardashians, but you have to admit, it's a damn good looking family.
I don't know everything there is to know about politics, but I can say without a shadow of a doubt that 90% of our country vote without any concern for the policies of the nominees. It's scary that arguably the most powerful man in the world is elected by people who know nothing, nor do they care what they stand for.
I have eaten more English Muffins in the last year than I have in the previous forty years. Seriously.
My hair is currently the longest it's been since I was about 17. Every female I know seems to think it looks so much better than it did short. Sadly, none of these females wants to sleep with me.
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