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The Dumbest Blog Idea Ever?

I am at a loss right now, so here's what I'm going to do.  I'm going to play my 21 games of Words With Friends and write a sentence using the word I play in a sentence that reflects something about me or what is going on in my life right now.  Here it goes.  It's like free writing, but slower and dumber.  The word will be capitalized.

Despite having numerous long and short term relationships, I have not asked a girl on an actual DATE since 6th grade. I have not been in any clothing STORES in over a year. I'm GLAD to be back teaching my kids again.  Cablevision is charging me a $200 FEE for letting my cable get shut off and not returning the box.  Sometimes I TOUT myself as a movie expert, but I'm ashamed to, as I've never seen Gone with the Wind. Do re mi fa so la ti do used to be do re mi fa so la SI do and is a song from one of my favorite movies.  People usually say women do it most, but I can GAB with the best of them. Nobody ever refers to me as an average JOE.  For about five years, I owned a stock that was waiting for it's huge nickel LODE to be mined and it never happened and the stock is worthless.  I think to believe in known gods is the equivalent to believing in a KA, because neither can be proven.  I know ORA means something with mouth, but I don't know what it is exactly, which I should, because I use mine so often.  People tell me blue shirts bring out the color in my eyes, but that I look best in RED.  Even as a child, I would never step on an ANT on purpose.  When I was making breakfast for my grandmother, I would always loosen the LIDS a little before giving her the apple butter and raspberry jam, so she didn't have to ask for help  I honestly believe they need to ENACT a law to allow any two people to marry regardless of any factors.  I know that women have it harder in the work place, but as a MAN today, I think we have it much harder in almost every other facet.  I don't know if I could do it for too long, but I've gone on FASTS for as many as 60 hours in the past years.

Well the game is over.  Pretty shitty if you ask me...but I wasn't feeling creative, but felt the need to write something.

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