The people who tell you that you need to exercise the most, are usually the people I find to be socially inept.
The people who complain the most about their health seem to have tons of other issues too.
The people who say how happy they are constantly usually don't seem that happy in person.
The people who complain the loudest about political posts, wouldn't be able to have a conversation about it.
The people who post motivational posts the most are usually single.
The people who quote famous people constantly, very rarely have anything interesting to say.
The people who throw up pictures of their materialistic items are single or unhappily married
The women who post humorous original posts are almost all happily married with kids.
The men who post humorous original posts are almost all single and live alone.
The women who "check-in" are almost all married in a healthy relationship.
The men who "check-in" are almost all single or cheating.
The women who are married and only show pics of their kids and friends, seem happily married.
The men who are married and only show pics of their kids and friends, seem to be unhappily married.
The women who complain about work constantly seem to have other issues dwelling.
The men who complain about work are just counting down the time to the game.
Women almost never show pictures of what they had for dinner if their husband's cooked something special.
Men always show pictures of what they had for dinner if their wives cooked something special.
Women who criticize your status as being dumb or annoying, usually have nothing to add.
Men who criticize your status as being dumb or annoying, know they won't win an argument with you.
Women who post how lucky they are to have someone, haven't always been treated that way by him.
Men who post how lucky they are to have someone, are used to being treated that way.
Women who ask for help with a problem for something minor are really asking to be taken care of.
Men who ask for help with a problem for something minor are really admitting they're clueless.
...and just so nobody thinks I'm an egotistical know-it-all, I can turn that mirror at myself
When I post about my late night walks and trips to get toilet paper, I wish I wasn't alone.
When I post that a movie touched me or made me cry, I want people to know I'm serious too.
When I say I can't sleep, you have no idea what it's like
When I say I am in pain, you have no idea how much for me to complain.
When I talk about politics, it's simply because I need stimulation, because most people are dull.
When I make fun of reality TV, I'm really saying how pathetic it is that our world has lost it's self respect.
When I talk about "my kids" at the school, read it with the knowledge, this is the happiest time of my day.
When I post a meme, it's because I think it is funny or thought provoking. It makes you think.
Finally,
When I post something that goes on and on, it's because something in my life is telling me to let it out.
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The people who complain the most about their health seem to have tons of other issues too.
The people who say how happy they are constantly usually don't seem that happy in person.
The people who complain the loudest about political posts, wouldn't be able to have a conversation about it.
The people who post motivational posts the most are usually single.
The people who quote famous people constantly, very rarely have anything interesting to say.
The people who throw up pictures of their materialistic items are single or unhappily married
The women who post humorous original posts are almost all happily married with kids.
The men who post humorous original posts are almost all single and live alone.
The women who "check-in" are almost all married in a healthy relationship.
The men who "check-in" are almost all single or cheating.
The women who are married and only show pics of their kids and friends, seem happily married.
The men who are married and only show pics of their kids and friends, seem to be unhappily married.
The women who complain about work constantly seem to have other issues dwelling.
The men who complain about work are just counting down the time to the game.
Women almost never show pictures of what they had for dinner if their husband's cooked something special.
Men always show pictures of what they had for dinner if their wives cooked something special.
Women who criticize your status as being dumb or annoying, usually have nothing to add.
Men who criticize your status as being dumb or annoying, know they won't win an argument with you.
Women who post how lucky they are to have someone, haven't always been treated that way by him.
Men who post how lucky they are to have someone, are used to being treated that way.
Women who ask for help with a problem for something minor are really asking to be taken care of.
Men who ask for help with a problem for something minor are really admitting they're clueless.
...and just so nobody thinks I'm an egotistical know-it-all, I can turn that mirror at myself
When I post about my late night walks and trips to get toilet paper, I wish I wasn't alone.
When I post that a movie touched me or made me cry, I want people to know I'm serious too.
When I say I can't sleep, you have no idea what it's like
When I say I am in pain, you have no idea how much for me to complain.
When I talk about politics, it's simply because I need stimulation, because most people are dull.
When I make fun of reality TV, I'm really saying how pathetic it is that our world has lost it's self respect.
When I talk about "my kids" at the school, read it with the knowledge, this is the happiest time of my day.
When I post a meme, it's because I think it is funny or thought provoking. It makes you think.
Finally,
When I post something that goes on and on, it's because something in my life is telling me to let it out.
.
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