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Same Sex Marriages - Let's Party

When I woke up this morning, I immediately had this sick feeling in my stomach that the right-wing rag, aka The New York Post would have some obnoxious headline that read "Cuomo's Homos" or some other derogatory statement such as "We Pledge Allegiance To The Fag."  Listen, this is a paper that had Tiger Woods on the cover for something like 41 days straight, surpassing Michael Jackson's 30 plus, in the midst of a war and a recession.  I don't know what the actual headline was, but I'm sure it appealed to the masses of mental midgets out there who were for or against.  As I lay in bed, I started thinking about how boring most weddings are and how same sex weddings may actually be more fun.  I started listing the reasons in my mind of how this new law will enhance the typical wedding.

Gay men have more style, so goodbye traditional penguin suit, hello pastels in June!

Two Brides - hot!

Trying to pick up that girl at the wedding and it's not working.  Well enough alcohol and there might just be a guy there for you! (or vice versa).

Conga lines will never be the same.

New Popular Wedding Songs - It's Raining Men, So Many Men, Sugar Walls, You Me & He, YMCA, Relax, I Kissed A Girl (and I liked it) and pretty much anything from the Village People or Indigo Girls.

No bouquets or two bouquets to catch.

Gay guys always have hot girlfriends.

Gay girls always have hot girlfriends.

 And Finally, making fun of the straight guy who "didn't know it was a guy" at the bachelor party.

On a serious note, good luck to all of my friends who now have the right to share eternity legally with the person they love...or as in straight marriages, enjoy your sexless existence and don't forget to sign a pre-nup bitches!

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