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Things From My Childhood (WTF?)

Have you ever thought back to things from your childhood that now make no sense at all?  They could be anything, but as time goes on, they seem to make less and less sense.  Listed below are a few things from the late 70's/Early 80's that truly make no sense now that I am older.

Bubble Gum Cigarettes - what the fuck were people thinking?  This is why everyone I know smokes.

Slinky - fun for about a minute.

Etch-a-Sketch - yeah I sucked at it too.

Light Bright - making things with light...and then choking on the pieces.

Cap Guns - They would break immediately and then you'd bash the caps with a rock an get burned.

Silly Putty - yeah, look at the comic on my silly putty.  Yeah, can I take a nap now?

Alphabet Soup - still around, but this was always like a word jumble for maniacs.

Remote Control Racetrack - did these ever work for more than Christmas morning?

Shrinky Dinks - let's use the oven while mom is upstairs cleaning.  Many a house was burned down!

Soft Plastic Football Helmets - hello paralysis!

Mad Libs - taught me how to make FUCK a noun, adjective, adverb, etc.

Hoppity Hop - remember how nobody ever let go of the handle and would fall on their face?

Jacks - always fun, til you forgot to put one away and Mom or Dad stepped on one.

Those shitty Balsa Woods Planes - look it's flying, look it's broken.

View Master - welcome to the world of Peeping Toms.

I'm sure there are many others, but these are the ones I could think of off the top of my head.  I didn't even get into to dump board games...Mousetrap was the king!

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