Basketball sneakers have gotten really ugly and very expensive.
All those people who were crying for the warm weather to come are the same ones bitching it's too hot.
Heavy guys should never have long hair and heavy girls should never have short hair.
More and more people are getting tattoos....really stupid looking tattoos.
Remember Farmville?
It's 90 degrees out, why do teenagers have fake tans?
Finds nothing funnier than people who are snooty about $10 bottles of wine, but pay $7 for a glass.
Why do all television commercials feature guys with women they could never really get in real life.
In an appendage to my last comment - have women become more superficial or is it just that I'm an asshole?
The World Cup showed me two things about soccer. It can be very boring and other countries are much better looking than us.
It seems that half the commercials on TV have something to do with itch relief. Is it really that rampant?
When you go to a deli and order turkey and cheese, why do they give you eight slices of turkey and two slices of cheese? At home I do half and half.
What happened to pizza?
While reading Facebook updates it has occurred to me that we are not a healthy country, yet the same people who are always sick are the ones who are against universal health care.
Girls are dressing sluttier and sluttier but get offended more than ever when you gawk or comment.
If I drink twenty beers, I go pee once a beer. If I drink twenty vodkas and sodas, I go twice a night.
Is anyone else worried about the amount of sinkholes that have been in the news?
How is it possible a huge dish with General Tso's chicken, broccoli, pork fried rice, an egg roll and soda is $6.25 for lunch, but a slice of pizza with pepperoni is $4? They even give you a cookie after!
I have one job that doesn't allow me to take time off during the school year and another that doesn't allow me to take off during the summer or during holidays.
About 80% of the films I've watched this year are foreign. I've gotten so used to it, I sometimes put the subtitles on when it's an American film.
I heard about this the other day and believe if anyone buys their child the "kid version" of Sarah Palin's book. They should have their kids taken away. Honestly.
I whole-heartily believe that late afternoon naps are why I am still alive.
Why is it that white kids don't play sports unless it's organized by adults?
I have been without cable and a computer at home for about eight months and I can't say I miss it.
Someone mentioned on Facebook that it's impossible to drive by a lemonade stand without stopping and it reminded me about something that happened a few years ago and how society has changed. I stopped by a lemonade stand and asked them for a cup. They said it was $1 (they were big cups). So I asked for two cups and gave them $5. I told the kids to keep the change. The mother ran after me and argued with me that she didn't know what my "deal" was but not to offer her kids extra money. I took my $3 back and drove away. This my friends, is what our world has come to.
All those people who were crying for the warm weather to come are the same ones bitching it's too hot.
Heavy guys should never have long hair and heavy girls should never have short hair.
More and more people are getting tattoos....really stupid looking tattoos.
Remember Farmville?
It's 90 degrees out, why do teenagers have fake tans?
Finds nothing funnier than people who are snooty about $10 bottles of wine, but pay $7 for a glass.
Why do all television commercials feature guys with women they could never really get in real life.
In an appendage to my last comment - have women become more superficial or is it just that I'm an asshole?
The World Cup showed me two things about soccer. It can be very boring and other countries are much better looking than us.
It seems that half the commercials on TV have something to do with itch relief. Is it really that rampant?
When you go to a deli and order turkey and cheese, why do they give you eight slices of turkey and two slices of cheese? At home I do half and half.
What happened to pizza?
While reading Facebook updates it has occurred to me that we are not a healthy country, yet the same people who are always sick are the ones who are against universal health care.
Girls are dressing sluttier and sluttier but get offended more than ever when you gawk or comment.
If I drink twenty beers, I go pee once a beer. If I drink twenty vodkas and sodas, I go twice a night.
Is anyone else worried about the amount of sinkholes that have been in the news?
How is it possible a huge dish with General Tso's chicken, broccoli, pork fried rice, an egg roll and soda is $6.25 for lunch, but a slice of pizza with pepperoni is $4? They even give you a cookie after!
I have one job that doesn't allow me to take time off during the school year and another that doesn't allow me to take off during the summer or during holidays.
About 80% of the films I've watched this year are foreign. I've gotten so used to it, I sometimes put the subtitles on when it's an American film.
I heard about this the other day and believe if anyone buys their child the "kid version" of Sarah Palin's book. They should have their kids taken away. Honestly.
I whole-heartily believe that late afternoon naps are why I am still alive.
Why is it that white kids don't play sports unless it's organized by adults?
I have been without cable and a computer at home for about eight months and I can't say I miss it.
Someone mentioned on Facebook that it's impossible to drive by a lemonade stand without stopping and it reminded me about something that happened a few years ago and how society has changed. I stopped by a lemonade stand and asked them for a cup. They said it was $1 (they were big cups). So I asked for two cups and gave them $5. I told the kids to keep the change. The mother ran after me and argued with me that she didn't know what my "deal" was but not to offer her kids extra money. I took my $3 back and drove away. This my friends, is what our world has come to.
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