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Some truly random thoughts

Whoever coined the phrase "his eyes were bigger than his stomach" must have had enormous eyes.

ATM's are not new. Why the hell do people seem to always get confused when I am waiting to use one?

It takes someone who makes $50,000-a-year twenty years to make a million dollars. Tiger Woods makes a million dollars every three days. People work all their life to play golf once a week. He makes more money not playing golf.

I just had onion rings from a fast food restaurant and it didn't have the single fry in it. WTF?

Countries with socialized medicine have an average life span that is four years more than those that don't. Obviously it doesn't work.

Is Reality TV an oxymoron?

Is there anyone creepier than the guy on the Dos Equis commercials?

Speaking of creepy. Does anyone else have a feeling that Michael Jackson is going to make a comeback next year?

The Internet truly amazes me sometimes. It is so chock full of information. Think of all the things we assumed before the Internet.
1. Female Celebrities wore underwear.
2. Sex tapes were only done by professionals.
3. Some Asian girls didn't wear school uniforms (I believe this is my third reference to this)
4. Girls didn't love making out with other girls.
5. A free t-shirt wouldn't get a girl to lift her top on camera
Now we have the Internet and we know all of these are actually not true

The song "love the one your with" is really messed up when you think about it.

They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. I think they meant abstinence.

Whatever happened to Laura San Giacoma.

She says the scars are healing nicely, but it is true what they say about beauty only being skin deep. Sorry!

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