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Am I American? Food Edition

I don't like pot roast, but love sauerbraten, brisket, bouef bourginion.
I don't like mac and cheese, but love cheesy risotto.
I don't like cherry pie, but love most fruit pies.
I don't like prime rib, but love mutton chops.
I don't like lobster, but love crabs.
I don't (really) like chocolate, but I love white chocolate (I know it's technically not chocolate).

I haven't bought American Cheese in about three years.
I haven't bought pasta in almost three years.  Eaten it about six times in last two years.
I haven't bought a slice of pizza in almost six months.
I haven't bought a loaf of sliced bread in seven years.
I haven't bought candy (aside for my kiddies), in many years.
I haven't bought ketchup in almost three years.
I haven't bought alcohol or beer for my home in nearly eight years (except for cooking).
I haven't bought soda for my home...ever.

I have had fast food three times in the last two years.
I have had cake about three times in the past two years.
I have had ice cream once in the last year.
I have had orange juice twice in the last year (not including in vodka).
I have had soda maybe three times in the past year. Ironically all the same week.










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