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Good Looking "Actors" Who Suck

 Victoria Justice – I know she’s on some kid’s show and I know all my male friends with kids have rubbed one out to her  (before she reached the age of consent), but she has one of the worst songs I’ve ever heard out.  BFB….best friend’s brother.  If she was my best friend’s brother, I wouldn’t like her.

Ashton Kutcher – If you watch That 70’s Show and he’s the funniest part, then you obviously need to turn the TV off and see if the third rail really tastes like peanut butter.

Matthew Perry – Remember The Whole Nine Yards?  Amanda Peet was naked and all I remember was Matthew Perry was in it.  Wasn’t he the bad actor in Friends?  Oh wait.

Jude Law – I loved him in…..

Josh Hartnett – I’ve almost gotten to the point where if he’s in a movie I refuse to watch it.

Tara Reid – is she still alive?  She makes Buffy look like Meryl Streep.

Pamela Anderson  - OK, you could argue she’s not attractive anymore, but back in the day she was pretty hot…before all the plastic surgery.  Nonetheless, she’s always been a mental midget.

Shia Leboeuf – I have no idea if this is how you spell his name, but girls love him and I can’t figure out why his parents do.  Not only can’t he act, but he’s a dick.
Anyone on How I Met Your Mother not named Barney – worst show on TV when Doogie isn’t on screen.

Orlando Bloom – still waiting for him to blossom.  Come to think of it, Blossom is a better actress.

Ryan Reynolds – I know, I know, he was awesome in Van Wilder.

Jimmy Fallon – OK, I’ve stretched good looking.

No list would be complete without this person…..Keanu Reeves.  Show me sad, show me happy, show me concerned, show me confused….ok, forget it.

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