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The A to Z's: Pissed Off Edition

Automobiles: Haven't had one in two years and now I do.  Stress and money is all they are.
Boehner, John:  One of the most evil and divisive human beings in American Politics.
Catastrophes: The world is going to hell in a hand basket and we need to figure out why.
Dogs that bark incessantly: I have a neighbor who has an awesome dog.  I have another whose sucks!
Envelopes: I have junk mail fucking everywhere.  On the floor, the table, the bed.  Stop killing trees!
Free Speech: Just kidding, but the shit coming out of the likes of Rush Limbaugh is slander.
Gluten Free:  Does anyone over 30 know one person growing up who had these allergies?
Ham:  I don't hate ham, but I had my fill at Christmas.  Done with ham til next Christmas.
Idiots:  We used to live in the smartest country in the world. Now we have Mob Wives and Pawn Stars.
Jersey: I feel bad for them with Hurricane Sandy, but do you hear NY bitching as much?
Killings: I know they say it can't possibly be the guns, but all these killings via guns really makes me wonder.
Lovebirds: OK, I don't hate you, I'm jealous.  Missing having someone to love and then to argue with.
Mundanity: You have a job, you drove to it, you hated your day, you went home, you ate dinner. Thanks!
Nicki Minaj: That's all I got.
Old Age: See below
Pain: I've lived with pain in my knees for years, but the pain in my hip, legs and back is crippling at times.
Queue: As in Netflix...250+ movies and I wish I could just rent a cabin for a month and watch every one.
Racism: Not overt racism, because you're a jerk, but your honest. Secret racism, because it scares me.
Societal Norms:  Why is bad behavior, ignorance, rudeness, racism, sexism and hate so widely accepted?
Television: Haven't watched TV other than sports and movies in six months. Happier life.
Underachieving: OK, to this is a personal issue I'm working on.  Not very well I might add. Least I'm honest.
Viral Videos:  Sure I'll post a video once in a while, but friends, you don't have to post everything you see.
Worrying about something that is inevitable and bad: No description needed
X: Can't think of anything with an X, so I'll just say the Pope.  A genuinely bad man.
Youth: They feel entitled despite being much dumber than when we were that age and so much more naive.
Zits: I have rosacea and my face looks like a pizza. Apparently, drinking and spicy foods can cause it. FML!


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